And Jesus spoketh:
'Sit your ass down and finish your coke, unless you want this to be YOUR last supper.'
(original painting: Supper at Emmaus by Caravaggio)
Painting source: [link]
Soda source: [link]
The gun source is also from sxc.hu, but I can´t seem to find it anymore (I made this chop back in March 2006...)